Kids, this is the other half. The partner. The dude. Anything but “the boyfriend.” I've never liked that word. I don’t know why. It’s one of those weird things I have where I don’t like things that pretty much everyone else does. It’s like an illness or something. I totally need help for it. Anyhoo, this is the Lurch. I don’t know why I call him that but I called him that one night and it totally stuck. FOREVER!!!! (Excessive exclamation points definitely get a point across). I can't remember why he looked so snazzy (my memory truly is awful, it was only a month ago) but I'll let him get away with looking so snazzy because he's so beautiful.